Friend 2 (audio)

1.Hi,fat.
嗨,胖子

2.Your clothes are OK, your figure is just ugly.
是你沒有服裝品味。你的體型曲線就是沒有品味。

3.Your hobby is going on diet, your special ability is gaining your weight all back.
你的興趣是減肥。你的特技是復胖

4.You are not chubby,but just fat.
你不是可愛的豐滿體胖。你是就胖子

5.Why you are working very hard in order to get fat?
爲什麽你努力變胖?

6.Even if a fat person dresses nice, they are still fat.
即使胖子打扮後,胖子還是胖子。

7.Do not save your fat, save your money!
多餘的錢就轉作儲蓄吧

8.One man’s body is a lesson for your body.
看見別人的腹部,重新反省自身的腹部

9.Do not burn petroleum, burn your fat.
不要燃石油! 燃你的脂肪!

10.I don’t believe your self reported body weight.
我不相信你的自己申告体重

11.Because I was so drunk, I cheated on you carelessly.
因為喝醉不自覺出軌了

12.I cheated on you against my will for the sake of friendship.
相處上被要求外遇,就難於拒絕對吧

13.My wife become fat, so I cheated on her.
我的太太變胖胖所以我外遇了

14.I was not cheating on you. I love every woman in the world.
我不是外遇了。我只不過愛全世界的女生

15.Men who has an affair,It’s kind of disease,Women who has an affair,It’s kind of real.
男人的外遇是發病,女人的外遇是來真的

16.It is not cheating until it’s noticed.
被抓包的才叫作外遇

17.Actually you are my adulterous lover.
其實你是第三者

18.Because he looks like you so I went out with him.
不小心跟我同類型的人發生外遇了

19.The heart wants what it wants.(Cheating is a kind of culture)
外遇變成是一種文化

20.I will sacrifice my life for you.
如果是為了心愛的人,我就算死了也沒關係

21.I was late on purpose.
今天故意遲到的

22.Who do you think you are?
你以為你是誰啊?

23.Are you insane?
你的腦筋真的是有問題

There is a fine line between kindness and secret intention.
「溫柔」和「好色」只有一線之隔

25.There is a fine line between kindness and secret intention.
「溫柔」和「好色」只有一線之隔

26.Stupid guys take simple things very complicated.
笨蛋,會將單純的事情想得很複雜

27.You deserve it! Serve you right!
你現世報了,活該

28.The misery of others is as sweet as honey.
幸災樂禍

29.It is good for nothing.
有什麼屁用

30.Your fashion was popular 10 years ago.
你的打扮是10年前流行的吧

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