Friend (audio)

1.I adjusted my penis position.
我把小雞雞的位置調整好

2.You are hairy.
你的毛很濃

3.Do not act cute.
拜託不要裝可愛

4.You are a terrible singer.
音痴呢

5.Even though you are ugly, you always take selfies.
明明就是醜女還狂自拍

6.You speak ill of me behind your back.
你剛才講了我的壞話是吧?

7.You are a flat-chested girl.
你平胸公主呢

8.You are a wicked person.
你好腹黑喔

9.It is much better if you use your money for your study in stead of using money for your breast implants.
如果你用錢對隆胸手術,你用錢對教育更好吧。

10.You became uglier after the cosmetic surgery.
你整了形之後,應該會變醜吧!?

11.Don’t make a Slurping Noises when you eat noodles.
吃麵請不要發出聲響

12.You are a messy eater.
你的吃像真難看

13.Will you stop smoking while eating?
吃飯中請勿抽菸

14.We’d like separate checks, please.
我想要各付各的

15.Your perfume smells awful.
香水臭死了

16.You are a big eater.
你胃口大呢

17.It tastes terrible.
難吃死了

18.I found hair in this dish.
毛髮掉落料理內

19.I don’t have my wallet with me.
今天我不帶錢包

20.I fall erotic as soon as I drink alcohol.
喝了酒會變有點好色

21.I got tired of waiting.
漫長等待疲憊

22.Is this you?I thought it was a different person.
這照片是別人吧

23.You look cuter in the photo than in person.
照片比本人漂亮

I never see you again.
再也不想見到你

25.I am just trying to flatter you.
抱著LP

26.Everything I say is a lie.
都是胡說的

27.There are seaweeds on your teeth.
牙齒上有海苔

28.Did you fart?
你放屁了?

29.One that looks good at first sight is no good at all.
第一印象好的人,都沒有讓人滿意的

30.Don’t push your luck.
不要得意忘形

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